Lady! your crazy!

So, today has been a day that I just don't know what to think. Jax and I spent the morning together, packing, cleaning out the car, getting things ready. While emptying the car out at the trash binder a drunk Where's Waldo, on a bike ran right into my bumper. Thank goodness there isn't a dent or any damage and the guy was so drunk he literally, and I swear, he said "Dude! Like, I am so sorry!" Like, I didn't know what to say so I asked if he was okay and he said "yeah" and he rode off into the hot humid air. I am so paranoid that some one will run into my car since I am trying to sell it. Perhaps, I brought that on myself. Jax was hunched over in laughter and I was so shocked to see this guy in red tube socks, boxers, and nothing else on. No telling where he was or where he was going. Gotta love people!

Jax went to school and I was to meet several people interested in the car at the DMV as it's a public place and I feel safer. This guy who wants to buy my car kept calling me, and calling me and calling me and I finally answered the phone and the first thing he said was "Lady! Your Crazy!". He was so mean and demeaning that at first I just listened to him and then as he told me again "Lady, you want to sell your car but you won't answer your phone!, Your Crazy!

I took a deep breathe, put a stick of SUGAR FREE gum in my mouth and said "You know sir, I am crazy. I am 40 years old. I am in therapy and have been for years (which I really am in therapy), I am pregnant with my second child, I have gestational diabetes and haven't had sugar, very little carbs, no doritios or regular pepsi or soda in two weeks and let's not talk about the lack of sex I am having. I want junk food so bad I am can't see straight, I have to move in two days and have to sell my car and you give me crap and I don't even know you!". I said "Sir, I am about 500 pounds and I sure hope your not in the DMV parking lot because I am gonna knock you out!".

When I said that I started laughing so hard that i peed my pants a litte. The man hung up on me and then he text me back a little bit later and told me he was sorry. I got laughing so hard. I still get to laughing so hard and then pee my pants again. I am the biggest dork ever and of course, I was serious about knocking him out! but in my normal state of mind I don't think I would have. I looked to see if any man cranked up their car and left after talking to me but didn't see anyone! Sigh.....

I am such a nice person but when I reach my limit.... well.... "tell it like it is Kelly just comes out... and I wasn't really mad at him but when he said I was crazy I had to let him know that, well, I am! So, guess I lost his business.

I am in major mourning over several things right now. One is my doritos which I know I can get back after the baby. I miss pepsi. junk food. I am having withdrawals and it's not a really good time to get me mad.

No bites on the car. Everyone looks. Lots of comments I don't need to hear. You either buy or you don't. So, still working on selling the beautiful green beast.

Jax is tracted out for three weeks. Got off the bus sobbing. He has a great bus driver. He sings songs with the kids so going and coming to school is one big song fest. He says he doesn't know how he will be with out his friends and teachers for three weeks. So, after loves, and buying him a happy meal, the world seems a little brighter and all is well until Spongebob goes off and then ....sigh.... the tears come again. I love that he loves school.

So,I am leaving now! to eat my no carb salad with sugar free dressing along with my baked chicken that is sprinkled with salt free salt (I am being a smart ass,hehehehe) and drinking my 7th glass of city water( I pray there is a carb in the chemical latent water, PLEASE!) to top if off with my prenatal vitamin that is the size of a horse and makes me not poop for weeks and gives me a hem and rhoid! but I am healthy!!! hehehehehe!!!

It's Friday, Ya'll!

Kels~

Patience

Today was a very productive day yet a non productive day as well if that makes sense. Jax only threw up the one time at school..thank you throw up gods...but still had a low grade fever, so I had to take him with me today. He was bouncing off the walls with boredom and when he gets so hyper like that it takes some patience. Tomorrow is his last day of school for 3 weeks. His fever broke at 11:30 a.m. so I can't take him to school until 11:30 tomorrow a.m. His school has a strict 24 hour sick policy so he will go with me tomorrow again in the a.m.

I had several people come look at the car. no buyers yet but tomorrow is a new day. I got a lot of stuff out of storage and will have a "storage gargage sale" tomorrow.

I know better to take Jax to the storage unit with me as he was in every box and wanting this and that and why can't we take this and why can't we take that and he found a toy that he NEVER plays with and he told me "Mom, I will be so devastated if i can't take this toy!, "It will ruin my whole day"!. I didn't know if I should laugh or put him in time out for not listening and being so dramatic.

I realized today that I am getting old. It hit me hard. Of course, I am 5 1/2 months pregnant but I have always gone and had so much energy. Today I was going thru boxes and it wasn't even that hot out and then my sugar got whacky and I got hot and then I just had to sit down. I was so frustrated! I am not one to sit down for long if I want to get something done. I get braxton hicks like crazy now and had them all thru out the day so I had to come home and take a nap! Is that pathetic or what? Little baby Ruby or Asher is giving me a run for my money. Sigh!

I am still shooting to fly on Saturday a.m. The car can sell tomorrow and then I am all set! Thanks to my great friend Lisa, who is a travel agent, has been watching fairs and flights for me. I am so appreciative.

Have a good night! Please some one, drink a pepsi or eat some carbs for me.. please!!!!

Kels~

Towels, bowls, throw up and pumpkins :)

As some of you know my goal to leave for SLC is on Saturday. I don't have too much to do but enough to keep me busy and I have a few days to do so. Jax felt fine this a.m. but at 10:50 I got a call from his sweet teacher that he was just sitting at his desk, started crying and then barforama all over! I felt so bad for Jax but even worse for his teacher. She refused to let me help her clean it up. So, my list of things to get done is back in my calendar and Jax is snuggie, with a bowl, towels and a prayer from his mom that he won't throw up and his fever will go down.

I have that feeling again. It happens every year at this time. Especially, when it's raining,chilly out, the coolness in the air makes my head dizzy with excitment about carving pumpkins,hanging decorations, lighting smelly, yummy candles thru out the house, a pot of chilli cooking on the stove... goosebumps! I got 'em and I can't wait to get settled so I can start nesting and getting our house full of holiday cheer!!I know! I know!! next week will be 100 degrees and we will be at the pool but let me just have this one day to dream!